Dan will come visit you!
Great local cuisine, some good company and a reasonable honorarium is all it takes to get me to visit your hometown. Well, that and an available weekend! There are only fifty-two weekends in a year, after all…Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas wipes out three of them; then there’s our family vacation, trips to Israel, and the holiest of all holy days; college football Saturdays. So now I’m down to somewhere near thirty available weekends!
So, please do your best to send your booking requests to firstname.lastname@example.org at least four months in advance. You will get a prompt reply and together we will get everything worked out. I’m getting excited already!
Disclaimer: I actually do accept speaking engagements during college football season. It hurts…but I do It!